King of Idiots
go to urban dictionary, search your name and post the first result.

jopjoper:

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Dana (Day-Na) is the word that defines as a completely powerful person who is not consumed by power and still has empathy. Danas are extremely competent in all aspects, intellegent, respectful, and well-mannered. Not only are they also very beautiful creatures, they have a good sense of humor. Dana does NOT come from Danae or Diana or Diane, in fact. Dana is a word all on itself, created to define awesome people.
Person A has found the cure for cancer. 

Person B : “Wow, Person A! You are SUCH a Dana!”
Pfft, what is this??

heythatsmytoast:

BECAUSE MEN HAVE TO DO MANLY MEN THINGS LIKE RUNNING THROUGH TREES AND EATING ROCKS.

philliptunalunatique:

pandaslikevodka:

heres-once-ler:

kawaii—janai:

li-thestampede-chan:

ninjerwoman:

hufflepuffian-deatheater:

rebelatnight:

hesmybrother:

deanisyourweakspot:

maidofpasta:

preciousguardian:

hyper-active-psycho:

djstriderswagg:

angryfuckass:

THE BLACK HOT CHETOES
OR
THE BLACK MANGO GATORAID
WHAT?

the gray salsa and chips
lol wut

Black Grape. Yup. Sounds epic. lol

((No Pants Apple. HAHAHAA))
Dark BlUe Stew. Okay than.

Black Chicken
now that just sounds racist.

The Striped Potatoes
well

khaki potato

Blue Water (Totally claiming that!)

Either
Purple Water 
or
Purple Scones

Blue jean Dr. Pepper, awesome

Black Water.
I LOVE IT.

Green calzones rotos.
WAT.
I prefer Green Tea.

((White cookie ))

Violet sprite! 
o violet empanadas lmao

Grey gingerale chips
ALRIIIGHT

Red Dr. Pepper
alright….

philliptunalunatique:

pandaslikevodka:

heres-once-ler:

kawaii—janai:

li-thestampede-chan:

ninjerwoman:

hufflepuffian-deatheater:

rebelatnight:

hesmybrother:

deanisyourweakspot:

maidofpasta:

preciousguardian:

hyper-active-psycho:

djstriderswagg:

angryfuckass:


THE BLACK HOT CHETOES

OR

THE BLACK MANGO GATORAID

WHAT?

the gray salsa and chips

lol wut

Black Grape. Yup. Sounds epic. lol

((No Pants Apple. HAHAHAA))

Dark BlUe Stew. Okay than.

Black Chicken

now that just sounds racist.

The Striped Potatoes

well

khaki potato

Blue Water (Totally claiming that!)

Either

Purple Water 

or

Purple Scones

Blue jean Dr. Pepper, awesome

Black Water.

I LOVE IT.

Green calzones rotos.

WAT.

I prefer Green Tea.

((White cookie ))

Violet sprite! 

o violet empanadas lmao

Grey gingerale chips

ALRIIIGHT

Red Dr. Pepper

alright….

bella: you're thin, white, and you suck up blood. i know what you are.
edward: say it. out loud. say it!
bella: tampon.
edward:
I’m doing this cause I’m bored
Loki, That….. thing on the Judas Priest album “The Defenders of the Faith”, and the teacher I forget the name of who yelled at me for smiling.
I’m dead.

I’m doing this cause I’m bored

Loki, That….. thing on the Judas Priest album “The Defenders of the Faith”, and the teacher I forget the name of who yelled at me for smiling.

I’m dead.

That awkward moment when you don’t understand what someone said, so you just laugh and hope it wasn’t a question
most-awkward-moments:

Studies show that this blog develops ab muscles due to excessive laughter.
most-awkward-moments:

Studies show that this blog develops ab muscles due to excessive laughter.
seerofbuttcheeks:

pernillo:

damnithasook:

hannasedai:

makorralicious:

emilianadarling:

tayloki:

hannahyesss:

This connection has probably already been made by everybody and their dog, but whatever…

obviously Loki needs to go on a quest for his honour or something

OH MY GOD
THIS IS THE BEST THING.
THE. BEST. THING.

Zuko and Loki would have an angst party.

Zuko will take Loki on a life-changing field trip. 

Zuko will take Loki on a life-changing field trip. 
Zuko will take Loki on a life-changing field trip.
Zuko will take Loki on a life-changing field trip. 

Loki: I’m adopted…
Zuko: That’s rough, buddy.

screams

seerofbuttcheeks:

pernillo:

damnithasook:

hannasedai:

makorralicious:

emilianadarling:

tayloki:

hannahyesss:

This connection has probably already been made by everybody and their dog, but whatever…

obviously Loki needs to go on a quest for his honour or something

OH MY GOD

THIS IS THE BEST THING.

THE. BEST. THING.

Zuko and Loki would have an angst party.

Zuko will take Loki on a life-changing field trip. 

Zuko will take Loki on a life-changing field trip. 

Zuko will take Loki on a life-changing field trip.

Zuko will take Loki on a life-changing field trip. 

Loki: I’m adopted…

Zuko: That’s rough, buddy.

screams

jopjoper:

tontonsweets:

seerofbuttcheeks:

buggy-love:

robot-sin-disk-eyes:

the-exterminator-beats:

sonneillonv:

shimmz:

Billie Piper, Paper Mario, and I guess all the Avengers.
Run to the hills, zombiebros.

Method Man, Kite, who’s mine, played as a bounty hunter in SWTOR, and Neo.
Wow, I’m doing fucking awesome, assuming we’re in the matrix.  Even then, Neo’s not entirely useless, and Kite has fucking rocket-launchers on his arms.

Rammstein, Ripto, and Shamshir
……I’m pretty much set.

Johnny Cash, Link, Optimus Prime.
Yep. I’m good.

Justin Timberlake, uh… Mario(?), and… Ffff… Joe Lamb?
… I’m screwed.

Simple Plan (fuck.), Chell (better.), and Thor.
I’m totally gonna live. Simple Plan may not bode so well. :Y

Attention, Red (pokemon), and The Avengers.I got the Hulk I’m good.

My Chemical Romance, Sora from Kingdom Hearts and Harry Potter.
Yep, We’re surviving.

Judas Priest, The Dovahkiin, and The Avengers
Fuck yeah, I’m surviving.

jopjoper:

tontonsweets:

seerofbuttcheeks:

buggy-love:

robot-sin-disk-eyes:

the-exterminator-beats:

sonneillonv:

shimmz:

Billie Piper, Paper Mario, and I guess all the Avengers.

Run to the hills, zombiebros.

Method Man, Kite, who’s mine, played as a bounty hunter in SWTOR, and Neo.

Wow, I’m doing fucking awesome, assuming we’re in the matrix.  Even then, Neo’s not entirely useless, and Kite has fucking rocket-launchers on his arms.

Rammstein, Ripto, and Shamshir

……I’m pretty much set.

Johnny Cash, Link, Optimus Prime.

Yep. I’m good.

Justin Timberlake, uh… Mario(?), and… Ffff… Joe Lamb?

… I’m screwed.

Simple Plan (fuck.), Chell (better.), and Thor.

I’m totally gonna live. Simple Plan may not bode so well. :Y

Attention, Red (pokemon), and The Avengers.
I got the Hulk I’m good.

My Chemical Romance, Sora from Kingdom Hearts and Harry Potter.

Yep, We’re surviving.

Judas Priest, The Dovahkiin, and The Avengers

Fuck yeah, I’m surviving.

so i went to the apple store today and decided to help improve the aesthetic qualities of their products